14:27 <+Tea> "One time he asked if he could smell my dick."
14:29 <+Tea> Getting all the instances of "my dick" from the logs is quite amusing
14:29 <+Tea> 04:15 <+Fuzz_> i'd rather rub broken glass on my dick
14:31 <+Tea> 19:38 <@Vagabond> oooh, actually she's sitting on my dick
17:51 <+Wraith> I would rather pound a nail through my dick, at least then it would be somewhat exciting
18:54 <+Wraith1> And the drug testing. Thanks to the military, I've had more men see my dick then women
08:19 <+PossesseDCoW> you can exactly suck my dick
13:16 <+Cthulhubutt> mindis|wurk: id rather jam my dick in the toster and then turn it on
13:16 <+Cthulhubutt> it would still support more stuff than iphone and actually handle better. with a red hot toaster. on my dick.
14:16 <+Emualynk> you don't go flirting saying hey do you want to cuddle my dick?
22:45 <@Vagabond> that's 1/4 my dick.
23:44 <@Daedolon> these are scratching my dick
14:39 <@Vagabond> You bitches can suck my dick.
19:16 <+Fuzzah> I grab my dick
19:16 <+Fuzzah> I grab my dick and squeeze
20:23 <+Emualynk> Fuzzah: my dick
13:10 <+Luke_> I don't know about YOU, but I don't have oral cancer on my dick.
19:50 <+Emualynk> JudasIscariot: well women can suck my dick
20:32 <+kaidane_> oi to my dick
22:03 <+Tea> I put my dick away as I was finishing because someone came in
03:55 <+Emualynk> unless there's a bitch sucking my dick while I do so
19:26 <+Emualynk> Vagabond: I will disregard my dick in your face if you don't drop that attitude sir.
04:15 <+Fuzz_> i'd rather rub broken glass on my dick
00:43 <@Vagabond> my dick is seeping
20:58 <@Daedolon> my dick approves
07:41 <@Daedolon> my dick is a penis
15:09 <+Magellan> that means im gonna have to stand at the bow of the ship with my dick out 24/7
01:44 <+Tea> Can suck my dick
20:26 <@Daedolon> airbrush my dick
04:13 <+phanboy4> And my dick is 10 inces long
15:54 <+Piemaster> I saw a fuckin mudcrab the other day. pinched my dick off
06:10 <+Peron> eat my dick
22:22 <+Peron> can i put blue curly lines all over my dick and turn it into marge
23:47 <+Tea> For you to suck my dick
07:48 <+PossesseDCoW_> man, all the women in NWN2 want my dick
08:52 <+Cthulhubutt> they can suck my dick then
18:39 <+Emualynk> 'this game sucks my dick'
23:48 <+PossesseDCoW> suck my dick
19:38 <@Vagabond> oooh, actually she's sitting on my dick
19:24 <+Stop_It> what the fuck is you doing yoshi your suppose to be practicing sucking my dick not chewing it nigga. lmao"
16:39 <+Luke^> One time he asked if he could smell my dick.
17:48 <+Orry> of my dick*
20:03 <+weclock> Crusader's on my dick!
06:47 <+Luke_> I wish it was hard to go through life and not have a guy suck my dick.
06:48 <+Luke_> Like, walking down the street, and some guy starts sucking my dick? I'm good.
06:50 <+PossesseDCoW> I want to live in a world where random guys suck my dick as well...
04:21 <@Vagabond> Where my dick is.
18:03 <+Cthulhubutt> and then as preventive approach i jammed my dick in between door and the frame and bashed like there was no tomorrow
04:01 <+Emualynk> Valve still didn't suck my dick
15:36 <@Vagabond> How do I say, "Help, that infested bitch spread her shit to my dick. Show me to the nearest doctor."?
01:27 <+Fuzzyfireball> Math can blow my dick
15:21 <+Luke^> This is the man who once demanded to smell my dick.
23:42 <+Phosphenes> Whoever said that can munch on my dick.